A Day I Thought Would Never Come

Today I did something I never thought I would do.  I wished for the New England Patriots to win.  

It hurts me to admit something so atrocious, but I could not help myself.  I wanted so badly for the Jets to go down.  They talk so much trash but they aren't as good as their talk.  If they were truly as good as their talk, they wouldn't actually have to talk so much smack. 

I really do hate the Patriots.  I am a Colts fan through and through.  Therefore, it is a given that I cannot like the Patriots.  However, I will not deny that the Patriots are a damn good team (I just enjoy when they fail).  Tom Brady is a fantastic quarterback (just not as good as Peyton Manning).  No matter how good the team is, I still have to hate them.  It's in my blood.

Despite my hatred for the Pats, I had to root for them today.  That's because I hate douchebags and hypocrites even worse.  

Antonio Cromartie actually had the balls to call Tom Brady an "asshole" and say, "Fuck him."  Excuse me, but Antonio Cromartie should have his photo in the dictionary right next to the word "asshole."  He has had NINE kids by EIGHT different women.  And, he's had at least FIVE different paternity suits filed against him in the past TWO years.  It's so bad that the Jets had to give him an advance of a half a million dollars so that he could pay his child support this year.  That, my friends, is an asshole.

It gets worse.  In an interview, he had trouble remembering all of his kids' names.  If you can't remember NINE kids' names, maybe put on a rubber so you don't have to worry about disappointing them (because you are a DOUCHEBAG father if there ever was one).  

I'm not claiming that Tom Brady is an angel.  However, I'm thinking that Antonio Cromartie should remember the old adage, "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."  But, then again, that might be too difficult for him to understand; I mean, he obviously can't even figure out how to work a condom. 

Cromartie isn't the only reason I rooted for the Pats.  I also can't stand their damn coach.  The Jets just like to run their mouths when they don't really have reason to.  I just like for good teams (who set good examples for our children) succeed.  So, I wish the Pats could have put the Jets in their place.  I guess I'll just have to settle for the Steelers stomping them next weekend... it just won't be as fulfilling when it's a team headed up by a rapist is doing the beatdown.  Gah!  The NFL is no place for kids to find role models (except for my Peyton Manning, of course.)!